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I’ve always wanted to make money on the internet
Makin mill-eee-ans bein an affiliate
Watch the screen and watch the mother fuckin ends come in
Thats what wicked fire forum members recommend

Make a dollar a day, on a site
thats arbitrage from my moms garage
it looks like a first graders art collage
but thats why they click, the site looks like shit

now if i do that, again and again,
I’ll have enough money for my car and my rent
No wait, I can buy my own place,
Quit my job, make this a full time gig

cause day jobs are like teeth – im pullin em
so i got a forum skinned on vbulletin
im moderatin from an island in ????????
work from home so i’m lookin like a hood-ul-um

on wicked fire talkin nitch or neesh
with my laptop and a bitch at the beach
hittin my peak,
to my old boss – suck deez nuts damnit
myspace spammin from a beach front hammock

thats my office, makin oceans 11 profits
without bein an armed convict
i climbed everest, “i made it yo”
broadcast it on webmaster radio

when i started, all i did was lose money
now i’m on the way to bein runner up to shoemoney
i’m too hungry, i thirst for knowledge
but the only think i know is where i got it

see-i don’t know anything about anything
everything i knows nonsense, i scrape content,
do what jon says, post it rss
and put my focus on some hot blondes breasts

it all started from a thread by mook-jon
tried what he did, but my head was pooped on

bank roll shrunk, wallet skinny like a coke head,
sold my car and had to buy a fuckin mo-ped
sold that, bought keds from pay less
made it kinda hard to get girls to say yes

now i eat lunch with trump and bill gates
post my income but the trolls will still hate
reminisce – when i got my first check way back
6 months, 50 bucks wut a worseless asshat

the problem with this track is that none of its true
i’m only makin pennies, i’m the #1 newb
want to make a mil but then look what i do
dick around like i really got nothing to do

i waste time by makin rhymes like this
and every other minute doin adsense checks
askin stupid questions til the admins flip
then wonder why i’m poor and my ass ain’t rich

i can make a mil with beats hooks and rhymes
im readin all about it in a e-book online
if it works out my life will be nice
and i can sell you that book for a discounted price

man that get rich quick shit doesn’t exist
admit if you’re lookin for IT and just QUIT
i’m peacin out, i hope ya laughin at this rap thing
now hook a brother up with a mother fuckin back link!